Letter from the Education Board

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But our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School has an amendment to this ancient bromide Yes, this year, March and our beloved principal, Osgoode Conklin, both came in like lions. And last Wednesday morning, when he summoned me to his office, I could tell by the tone of his roar that he had gotten up on the wrong side of his cage.

As I entered his office, however, I was thrown off guard somewhat by his bluff and hearty manner. In fact, his first two words to me were replete with camaraderie and affection. Sit down. Yes, sir.

Miss Brooks, I arrived at school this morning, 15 minutes ahead of anyone else, as is my will. It certainly is. And as I...it certainly is what? Your won't. That is, getting here 15 minutes ahead of anyone else is an old wall to the yard.

Yes, sir, that one won't go way back. That's working for you for almost five years. I guess I know as much about your different won'ts as any teacher in this... Hush! Sorry, sir. As I passed through the hall, I noticed one of the classroom doors was a job.

It was your room, Miss Brooks. As I reached in to close the door, I saw your blackboards. They hadn't been stolen. No, no. But they hadn't been erased either. You know very well, Miss Brooks, that it has long been a strict rule in this institution that nothing is to remain on the blackboards overnight.