Woman Driver

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Occasionally reckless driving poses a problem to the faculty Our miss broke to teachers English at Madison High became acquainted with this problem last week. It was on Tuesday to be exact, and I became intimately acquainted with the problem.

As I was crossing the street, a wild-eyed kid bore down on me in something that looked like a torpedo with four wheels and a raccoon tail. If I hadn't been wearing my gym shoes, I would now be welded to the grill of a Model A.

At breakfast Wednesday morning, I discovered that Mrs. Davis, my landlady, was concerned about this problem, too. I tell you, Connie, it's getting so dangerous that the body doesn't want to walk in the street anymore.

Not if it has a head on it, it doesn't mean it. The poor traffic cops have their hands full. Well, the police can't correct this recklessness by themselves. We've got to do something about it in our schools.

Say, how do you like this for an idea? Wonderful, Connie. It's just put this town on. But I haven't told it to you yet. Oh, I'm so sorry. I've been seeing a lot of my sister Angela lately.

She's so absent-minded for beer. Yes, I know, Mrs. Davis, but please listen to this. I'm going to suggest to Mr. Conklin that we form our own student police force. It would be made up of students who drive their own cars, and they'd have the power to arrest anyone who violated traffic laws.