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Framing Mr. Boynton

Our Miss Brooks · September 25, 1949 · 29 min · 4,774 words

The transcript of “Framing Mr. Boynton”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast September 25, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Luster Cream shampoo for soft glamorous, caressible hair and cold-gate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay, bring you our Miss Brooke starring Eve Arden. Yes, it's time once again for Eve Arden in another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks, written by Al Lewis.

Well, for most of us, it's considerably harder to get up early on winter mornings than it is during the summer. But this isn't the case with our Miss Brooke, so it teaches English at Madison High School.

Maybe I'm just being perverse, but if I found it any harder to get up early in the winter than I do in the summer, I'd sleep right through the spring. That's why Mrs. Davis, my landlady, had such a time waking me last Thursday morning.

Connie, get up Connie. Go away Mrs. Davis. Come on now, you told me yourself that you wanted to get up at 6.30 sharp. I was lying. I can't understand what makes you so difficult to wake up.

Oh, it must be because of my dream. Your dream? Yes, I dreamt I was out very late last night. Oh, you did go out with Mr. Boynton last night, didn't you? I had dinner with the bashful one, yes.

Was it an exciting evening, Connie? It was a rip snorter. When we got to the front door, Mr. Boynton apologized for keeping me out until the wee, small hours. What time was it, Connie? Five minutes of ten.

Of course by the time he got finished saying goodnight, the way he says it, it was considerably later. What time was it then? Four minutes of time. Well I better take my shower and get dressed Mrs. Davis.

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