School Mascot

Colgate Dettlecream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous Carussable hair bring you our Miss Brooke starring Eve Arden I'm once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks written by Al Lewis Well the football season is just about reaching its peak in most of the nation's high schools

But somehow the fever seems to have bypassed our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School Yes, I'm afraid I've always been one of football's more passive fanatics. But as faculty advisor to the cheerleading squad, an honor foisted upon me some months ago, I was invited to a special meeting held in our principal's office during lunch period

last Thursday. In addition to Mr. Conklin, those present included his daughter Harriet, Mr. Philip Boynton, our bashful biology teacher, Walter Denham, the manager of the team, and Stretch Snodgrass, quarterback and captain. Stretch has always been something of a paradox to me. I've never been able to understand how a brain which can retain so many clever

football plays can have such difficulty in spelling a word like cat. Be that as it may Mr. Conklin wasted no time in telling us why we had been summoned. As you all know tomorrow is the day we play city high. You also know that I consider Jason the principle of that institution, my art rival.

What you do not know is that Brill has obtained the small bear cub in honor of the clay city cubs, which he intends to trot out between halves. We too must be prepared to entertain the spectators with our mascot.