Tears for Mr. Boynton

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Time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks, transcribed, but first, may I make a suggestion that you will probably thank me for some day? It's simply this. The next time you suffer from headache, youritis, or your algepane, try Anasin.

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You can get Anasin at any drug counter in handyboxes of 12 and 30 tablets and economical family-sized bottles of 50 and 100. I'll spell the name for you, A-N-A-C-I-N. Well, when a woman feels about a man, the way R. Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High, feels about Philip Boynton, the biology instructor,

she's usually pretty patient with him. But after going together for six years, she's beginning to feel that she's given him enough rope. I'm also beginning to feel like getting some of the rope back so I can hang myself.