Male Superiority ( )

I thought I could tell this now. I've learned it together. We've all together. Now it's our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden. In the year she has been teaching English at Madison High, our Miss Brooks has learned a few cardinal rules concerning her principle, Mr. Conklin.

One was to be punctual always. Another was to be agreeable at all times. And a third was, never cross your principle until you came to him. Fearing this in mind when Mr. Conklin suggested a method a few weeks ago of beating the high price of meat, I listened very carefully. His idea was for a few of us to chip in with

him and buy a whole sear and keep it in a frozen food plant. Thus it would make good meat available to us at a reasonable price whenever we wanted it. The scheme sounded feasible, so my landlady Mrs. Davis and Mr. Boynton and I joined the Conklin's in his project. It worked perfectly until this past week.

Thursday morning started out just like any of the others had, since Ferdinand had entered our lives. Connie, you've hardly eaten the thing. Don't you like your breakfast this morning? I should say I do, Mrs. Davis.

This beef stew is delicious. I've had enough of it. I had a hunt you'd say that. You should. I've been saying it since Monday. I'm sorry. I had to serve this four day old stuffed Connie.

But since we bought that steer, we've had more meat than we know what to do with. And anywhere... Oh, that's probably Walter to pick me up. Come on in, Walter. The door is open. I hope he brought his appetite with him.