Our Miss Brooks · March 18, 1951 · 28 min · 4,153 words
The transcript of “Miss Enright's Birthday Party ( )”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast March 18, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Your entertainment and pleasure here is our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden I'm once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of Al Lewis Well the flames of anger that scorched the soul of a spurned woman Just don't seem to flicker so violently in the male animal as a cracker barrel port once put it quote
Men don't see red like jilted ladies until they drop dead and visit Hades Armist Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, expresses the same thought but on a much higher literary plane. Quote, nothing to me is so disappointed as to get stood up by Mr. Boynton.
Unquote new paragraph. Last Wednesday night Mr. Boynton called off a date we had, but the next day he made me forget all about it by calling off the date we had for Thursday night. My Friday morning, my landlady, greeted me at the breakfast table with another pleasant surprise.
I thought you might be sick of scrambled eggs, Connie. So I fixed you something different for breakfast today. Oh, what is it, Mrs. Davis? Chicken chow mein. Chicken chow mein instead of scrambled eggs? Oh, don't let that bother you, Connie.
We can have the scrambled eggs for dinner. Drink your fruit juice, Dr. O'Deer. I mixed it for you myself. What's in it, I'm afraid. Just the usual healthy combination. Orange juice, the bottle of real lemon juice, some grapefruit juice, and just a smidgen of yogurt.
If you don't mind, I'll have just a smidgen of bicarbonate. Toast and coffee will be plenty for me this morning, Mrs. Davis. Well, I guess I could save your chow mein until dinner time. Oh, thanks, but I won't be home this evening.
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