Deacon Jones

Now, Aniston, the tablets thousands of physicians and dentists recommend for a fast relief of pain of headache, neuritis, neuralgia, and heat. The liniment that's strong yet does not burn. Present Armist Brooks, starring Eve Arden.

Time once again for another comedy episode of Armist Brooks Transcribe, but first? Today many thousands of people are thankful to their physicians or dentists for first having introduced them to that remarkable preparation called Aniston, which brings such incredibly fast and effective relief from the pains of headaches, neuroitis and neuralgia.

Aniston is like a doctor's prescription. That is, Aniston contains not just one, but a combination of medically proven active ingredients in easy-to-take tablet form. Thus, in using Aniston, you are following sound principles. So ask for Aniston at your drug counter next time you suffer pains from headaches, neuroitis or neuralgia.

Try these tablets on this guarantee. If you don't feel Aniston gives you all the relief you want, as fast as you want it, your money will be refunded. Easy to take, Aniston tablets are available everywhere in handyboxes of 12 and 30, and economical family size bottles of 50 and 100.

I will repeat the name for you, Aniston, A-N-A-C-I-N. Well, our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School has often heard the old expression, money is the root of all evil. And if it's true, I should be wearing a halo.

Any day now, I expect my bank to report me to the Bureau of Missing Person. Last Thursday, I happened to mention my financial predicament to my land lady at breakfast. I don't know what to do, Mrs. Davis.

I simply can't save any money. Oh, it's just as well, dear. Money is the root of all evil. I know. Which reminds me Connie, you owe me 48 and a half evils. I mean dollars. You're rent is past due.