School Safety Advisor

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Our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School feels that this is very definitely true Especially when it comes to our beloved principle, Osgoode Conklin. Although Mr. Conklin isn't exactly old, or actually a friend, he does remind me of an old song.

Sweetest little fellow, everybody knows, don't know what to call him, but he's mighty lacking in something. What it is formed the topic of our conversation last Friday morning when my land lady and I sat down to a particularly early breakfast.

Here's your coffee, Connie. Thanks, Mrs. Davis. I can't understand your constant friction with Mr. Conklin. He isn't naturally mean, is he? I should say not. He's had to practice for years. Oh, it isn't all his fault.

I think a lot of his bad tempers do to his high blood pressure. Yes, it is. When did he get his high blood pressure, Connie? Five years ago, this coming February. I see. Tell me, Connie.

When did you join the faculty at Madison? Five years ago, this coming February. That is a coincidence, isn't it? It could be, but I'm sure Mr. Conklin doesn't think so. You're so right, Mrs. Davis.

He blames me for almost every little accident that occurs at school. That's why he's made me school safety supervisor. It is ironic way of getting even. Getting even? For what? Oh, a few little incidents that occurred last week.