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Peanuts, the Great Dane

Our Miss Brooks · May 22, 1949 · 29 min · 4,743 words

The transcript of “Peanuts, the Great Dane”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast May 22, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Pama like soap your beauty hope and lustre cream shampoo for soft glamorous caressible hair bring you our Miss Brooke starring Eve Arden the daily problems of most teachers are not restricted to the ones they face at school our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School is no exception to this rule now indeed many of my problems don't begin until I leave school or

before I start to school this in spite of the fact that my home life consists of just A, my land lady Mrs. Davis, and B, our cat Minerva. Unfortunately, A is extremely absent-minded and B is allergic to cat hair.

Last Friday morning the three of us were having breakfast together. Careful dear, don't drink so fast you'll get milk all over you. Thanks for reminding me Mrs. Davis, may I have that napkin please? Here you are, Connie.

You look pretty silly with your whiskers all wide. Well, look. Oh, you're talking to Minerva. Yes. Old finished Minerva. No! There is a good girl. Now go on into the kitchen and wait for me.

No! Right, you're out there to do the dishes. No! All right, I'll do the dishes. Oh, don't bother, Connie. You'd better get ready to go to school. Walter Denton should be picking you up any minute.

Of course, you could dust the living room for me if you got a minute. Those and-i-ons I bought yesterday are pretty dusty. And-i-ons? But Mrs. Davis, we haven't got a fireplace. That's what I told the salesman, Connie.

But he carried them all the way up to our door by then. From where? From his car. He said it was his first time in this neighborhood. A door to door and-iron salesman. Well, that's a new wrinkle.

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