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Business Course

Our Miss Brooks · February 11, 1951 · 29 min · 4,482 words

The transcript of “Business Course”, an episode of Our Miss Brooks first broadcast February 11, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Our Miss Brooks plays Our Miss Brooks free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Colgate Dental Cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and pommelier shave creams for a smoother more comfortable way to shave bring you our Miss Brooks transcribed and starring Eve Arden It's time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of Al Lewis

Well, many people enjoy the brisk snappy weather of the winter season But our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School is definitely at a cold In fact, at the last count, she was sleeping beneath 11 woolen blankets.

I kept warm enough that way, but it posed quite a problem for my landlady. Yesterday, when she came in to wake me up, she couldn't find me. We solved that, though. Now, when I go to bed, I slip a bookmark under the bottom blanket.

Last Friday at breakfast, I was complaining to Mrs. Davis about the temperature in the house. Now take this deer a nice steaming cup of coffee will warm you up in no time. Is it really hot?

Piping hot. Here's your cup. Never mind the cup, just pour it over me. Look, Mrs. Davis, the days aren't so bad, but last night at 11.30, my room was absolutely freezing. You could hang meat in there.

But... Honey, wouldn't that mess up the wallpaper? Besides, 11.30 seems awfully late for you to be up, Connie. You'd be a lot warmer if you got to bed earlier. I would have, but I had to finish some extra typing for Mr. Conklin.

Our beloved principal has never been able to keep a secretary, you know? I know. I think it's a shame the way he takes advantage of you. This isn't school business he gives you, is it?

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