The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet: Episode Transcripts
84 transcribed episodes of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, 1944–1954, in air-date order. Open one to read the transcript and play from any line, or listen to The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock.
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- Enters Essay Contest November 19, 1944 · 29:36
- Looking for an Apartment December 3, 1944 · 27:22
- Ozzie and the Hypnotist January 28, 1945 · 29:36
- Ozzie Learns About Reincarnation March 25, 1945 · 28:27
- The New Arrival May 20, 1945 · 29:53
- Antique Vase August 12, 1945 · 29:48
- Ozzie and Harriet August 26, 1945 · 28:36
- The Dripping Faucet September 2, 1945 · 31:18
- David Fights September 9, 1945 · 29:12
- Lodge of Unicorns September 16, 1945 · 29:05
- Apartment Building Next Door September 23, 1945 · 26:15
- Exaggeration Troubles September 30, 1945 · 31:04
- The Princess Gift October 7, 1945 · 29:29
- Ozzie Runs for Office #008 November 3, 1946 · 25:09
- Ozzie Runs for Office December 1, 1946 · 24:52
- Ricky's Third Prize in School December 8, 1946 · 24:36
- Ozzie and Harriet February 23, 1947 · 26:10
- New Dress September 14, 1947 · 25:20
- Retreat from Civilization October 12, 1947 · 29:27
- Jury Duty January 16, 1948 · 25:02
- The Argument January 23, 1948 · 29:25
- Ozzie Promises to Take the Boys Hiking October 17, 1948 · 29:09
- The Matchmaker October 24, 1948 · 29:25
- Haunted House October 31, 1948 · 29:21
- Ozzie Is in a Rut November 7, 1948 · 29:29
- The Boy's Night Out November 14, 1948 · 28:57
- The Third Degree November 21, 1948 · 29:39
- Intellectual Curiosity November 28, 1948 · 29:02
- Guests Bing Crosby, Lindsay Crosby December 5, 1948 · 25:11
- Worrying About Worrying December 12, 1948 · 28:45
- The New Radio-Phonograph December 19, 1948 · 28:54
- No Show for Christmas December 26, 1948 · 31:47
- The Knitting Contest January 2, 1949 · 29:15
- Sports Heroes January 9, 1949 · 28:19
- The Neglected Husband January 16, 1949 · 23:34
- Card Tricks January 23, 1949 · 29:18
- Ozzie Takes Bus Driving Test January 30, 1949 · 31:01
- House Cleaning February 6, 1949 · 28:59
- Valentine Card February 13, 1949 · 29:36
- Invitations to Dinner February 20, 1949 · 28:54
- The Nelson Bank February 27, 1949 · 28:55
- Crystal Ball March 6, 1949 · 26:47
- Income Tax Problems March 13, 1949 · 28:51
- Argument About Rover Boys March 20, 1949 · 28:42
- Complaints March 27, 1949 · 29:31
- Nosy Neighbors April 10, 1949 · 22:32
- Easter Show April 17, 1949 · 30:42
- Impressing Girls April 24, 1949 · 30:50
- Advice October 28, 1949 · 23:22
- The Riviera Ballet January 27, 1950 · 25:37
- The Bridal Shower June 2, 1950 · 22:27
- The Party June 9, 1950 · 25:16
- The New Dresses November 3, 1950 · 25:23
- Have a Cigar June 1, 1951 · 29:46
- Sales Resistance October 5, 1951 · 30:41
- Cleaning Out Closets October 19, 1951 · 29:28
- David's Date November 2, 1951 · 25:24
- Sidewalk Superintendents November 16, 1951 · 27:41
- Thorny's Gift November 30, 1951 · 23:49
- Going to a Concert December 14, 1951 · 26:02
- The Dental Receptionist January 25, 1952 · 28:05
- The Ego Builder March 21, 1952 · 25:04
- The Boat Builder April 4, 1952 · 26:57
- Home Town Baseball Team April 18, 1952 · 29:06
- Too Much Change April 25, 1952 · 26:53
- Invitation to Dinner May 9, 1952 · 29:29
- The Farmer May 16, 1952 · 25:03
- The Handy Man November 28, 1952 · 26:38
- The Baseball Manager May 1, 1953 · 27:38
- Be on Time June 26, 1953 · 25:40
- David Discovers Girls September 18, 1953 · 27:06
- Upholstery Prize September 25, 1953 · 26:42
- Too Many Ties October 9, 1953 · 25:39
- The Street Light October 16, 1953 · 27:17
- Home-Made Ice Cream October 30, 1953 · 26:45
- Painting the Women's Club November 6, 1953 · 26:19
- A Cup of Coffee December 11, 1953 · 25:22
- The Lost Christmas Gift December 25, 1953 · 22:08
- Fifi La Plume January 8, 1954 · 28:40
- Comparisons January 22, 1954 · 25:32
- The Electric Train January 29, 1954 · 25:37
- The Sacrifice (aka The Birthday Present) February 5, 1954 · 27:39
- The Loud Shirt February 12, 1954 · 28:00
- Come as You Are February 19, 1954 · 25:15