Impressing Girls

Ozzy, have you heard the news? News? What news? About international sterling's beautiful new pattern. No, no, Harry. We're not supposed to tell about that until later. Can't we tell anything about it? Well, we can say the solid silver with beauty that lives forever is international sterling.

Everybody knows that. Forever is international sterling. From Hollywood, international silver company, creators of international sterling presents the amusing, transcribed adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hissard.

Well, let's see what's going on at 1847 Rogers Road today. For one thing, I see two young boys walking slowly up the hill toward the Nelson's house.

They can have possibly be David and Ricky. Hmm, what it looks like them, and yet they look so dejected. David seems to be limping a little bit. Say his trowels are like his torn. Don't we, I hope it's nothing serious.

No, that's okay. Well, you sure fell down hard. I know it. You skidded along the ground and nearly turned to somersault. Okay, I don't forget about it. Don't get sore at me just cause you lost the race.

Okay, so I fell down and lost the race. Imagine losing a race to Bobby Hamilton. That's what I say. He can't even run. That's what I say. It wasn't a fair race anyway. You know what seemed like somebody pushed me just as I got close to the finish line.

Yeah, that's it, David. He came back and pushed you. I hope Mom does notice this rip in my pants. Maybe she won't. Does it look bad? It looks like you pulled the zipper down too far.