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The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · August 12, 1945 · 29 min · 4,107 words
The transcript of “Antique Vase”, an episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet first broadcast August 12, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet plays The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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America's finest silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers. From Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of 1847 Rogers Brothers Silver Plate present the adventures of Aussie and Harriet, starring young America's favorite couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard.
It's breakfast time as we look in at the Nelson household at 1847 Rogers Road. Harriet and little five-year-old Ricky are already at the breakfast table. Oh, Ozzy, and eight-year-old David. Uh, pardon me? Eight and a half.
Oh, of course. I'm sorry, David. Ozzy and eight and a half-year-old David are expected momentarily. David, here I am, Mom. Breakfast is ready. Isn't it a wonderful day today, David? Sure is, Mom. Move over, Ricky.
You can go out and play just as soon as you finish. Well, and you can have a nickel for an ice cream cone. Oatmeal again, home mom. And what's wrong with oatmeal? It's nutritious, tasty, healthful, and bodybuilding.
Wonderful for a growing boy. Well, then Ricky can have mine. He's got further to grow. Ricky's practically finished with his breakfast. Enough of that nonsense. Now I got the oatmeal. I'm so healthy now I can't sleep nice.
I must forgot. I bought something yesterday I want to surprise your father with. What is it, Mom? A vase? A what? An antique vase? I bought it at an auction sale. Here it is. Jiminy, no, not that. David, what's the matter?
What is that? A vase? Just a vase, that's all. I thought it was full of oatmeal. Angie, I bet that thing could hold a million pounds of oatmeal. Oh David, don't exaggerate. The vase is only four feet tall.
Oh, here comes your father. I'll put it right in the middle of the table, surprise him. Oh, no. Ah, good morning, good morning. Wonderful morning. I've got an appetite like a horse. You've come to the right place. We got oat. Shame on you.
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