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Sales Resistance

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · October 5, 1951 · 30 min · 4,100 words

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How's your schoolwork coming along Rick? Oh fine Mom! The teacher said I wrote a very good composition. I'll bet I know the title you picked. How I spent my summer vacation. No, you're wrong. That's what I would have guessed too.

What was your subject? Why like Heinz Creams to made a suit? This is a pretty sharp little fella here. This is Heinz. The H.J. Heinz Company, makers of 57 varieties of fine foods for 80 years, Present the amusing, prescribed adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet New York.

When shopping, there's a delivery truck stopped in front of the Nelson's house. There's a man walking up the steps with a package.

Oh, Ozzy must have seen him coming. Probably something Ozzy bought. He appears very anxious. He takes the package, signs the slip. Hey, O.R., thank you. And sir... a careful as he don't drop it. Oh, he's just weighing it mentally.

Oh, he looks puzzled. I guess it isn't his package after all. Harriet! Yes? The package just came from the implore him. Oh, thanks a lot. I've been expecting that. Just put it on the table.

Aren't you going to open it? Do I ask you? I mean, right now? Mm, of course not. It's just that when a package comes, people generally open it. There's no need to. I already know what's inside.

I was like to get them open, then I can put the wrappings out in the trash can. I'll open it later. I'm a little busy right now. Why are you making such a mystery out of it?

I'm not making a mystery out of it. You want to see it? I'll open it. No, that's not the point. Naturally, I'm not dying to see what's in or anything like that. I do think it's practical. We've got the wrappers in the string and it It sells you out of the house as soon as possible.

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