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The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · February 6, 1949 · 28 min · 4,322 words
The transcript of “House Cleaning”, an episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet first broadcast February 6, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet plays The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Well say I meant to ask you, how was Mrs. Richardson's party the other day? Oh it was very nice. She's the most perfect housekeeper I've ever seen. Her house is absolutely immaculate. Yeah that's what I understand. The table was just beautiful.
Of course it was a good reason for that. Well why not? America's finest silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers. And silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers. From Hollywood International Silver Company. Creators of 1847 Rogers Brothers Silver plate present the adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hillier.
There's something strange going on in the living room with the Nelson's at 1847 Rogers Road. There's David, age 12, and Ricky, age 8, on their hands and knees creeping toward the Davenport. Their faces look so serious. Must be somebody hiding back there. I wonder who it is.
Maybe it's Nick, the family dog, or maybe it's Little Will Farnbury from next door. Hey, those feet look awful big for it. Why, it's Ozzy. Now, what's a full grown man doing hiding behind the Davenport?
Okay, fellas, okay, you caught it. I surrender. Gee, Bob, you're a playingwright. You're supposed to be the cowboy than you're a bad Indian. Well, I'm doing the best I can. You're supposed to show a little fine.
Well, I've been saying bang, bang, but you guys won't fall down. You've been missing us. According to the laws of Fort Nelson, you're entitled to a trial. My boy shooting. Wherever we shoot him to.
It was hardly worth getting the judge out of bed for. Indian? Have you any last words? Yeah, me quits. You can't do it, pal. David, this is the third time you've captured me, and it's the third time I've been sentenced to be shot and I quit.
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