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The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · September 16, 1945 · 29 min · 3,100 words
The transcript of “Lodge of Unicorns”, an episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet first broadcast September 16, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet plays The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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America's finest silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers. Yes, America's finest silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers. International Silver Company, creators of 1847 Rogers Brothers Silver Plate, presents The Adventures of Aussie and Harriet, starring young America's favorite couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Yeager.
Look in at the Nelson household at 1847 Rogers Road, The entire family, Ozzy, Harriet, eight-year-old David, and five-year-old Ricky are at the dinner table. As our scene opens, Harriet is giving David one of those David Eats Your Spinach looks as she says.
David Eats Your Spinach? But I don't like spinach, mother. Now, David, let's not have any more of this nonsense. If you don't eat your spinach, you don't get any dessert. That's all. What are we having for dessert, Mom?
Stood prunes, but eat your spinach anyway. Look a little Ricky. He's eating his. You can't go by him, Pop. He eats rubber bands, too. David, will you please give me a chance to relax a little. I've got a pretty important evening ahead of me.
Is it something you can talk about in front of us, kids? Excuse me, David. Your father is just being initiated into a secret organization tonight. Gosh, another one, Pop? That was exactly my reaction, David.
It isn't enough that your father is a member of six or seven lodges already. Now he has to do it. What's the name of this one, Pop? David, the name of an organization is comparatively unimportant.
Hey, come to think of it. You didn't tell me either. What is the name of it? Harriet, you judge an organization by its members, by its background, and by its good fellowship. Aussie, what is the name of the organization?
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