The Farmer

We present the amusingly transcribed adventures of Aussie and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard. Well, there's not much action in the vicinity of the Nelson's house this afternoon. The boys are out playing somewhere and Aussie and Harriet are down at the Emporium doing some shopping.

At least that's what was decided at breakfast this morning. In fact, I think... yeah, yeah, there she is. Oh, pardon me, but aren't you Harriet Hilliard? Yes, I am. Why don't I think, Chapman, how are you?

Well, fine, thanks, Harriet. It's Wilkinson now. I'm married. Oh, for goodness sakes. How are you there? Oh, just fine. And you? Wonderful. I'm married, too. My name is Nelson now. Say, wait a minute. There was a Nelson boy in our class in school.

The, uh, tall, handsome boy with blonde wavy hair? Yes, that's right. I married his cousin, Ozzy. Oh, how nice. Oh, it's so good to see you again, Harriet. Same here, Dorothy. You say your husband's name is Wilkinson?

Yes, Ezra Wilkinson. It sounds rather farmerish, doesn't it? It doesn't that. What business is he in? He's a farmer. How about that? Wait till my two boys here that I know somebody who actually lives on a real farm.

real farm. Have the kids ever seen a real farm? No, no, I guess they haven't. Well then why don't you pile them in the car and come on down spend the weekend with us. We have plenty of room. Well it's awfully nice of you to invite us. I'm sure they'll enjoy it. And I don't eat that but I'm anxious to have you meet my