The Lost Christmas Gift

We present the amusingly transcribed adventures of Aussie and Harriet starring America's favorite young couple Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard. They think are pretty quiet in the Nelson's living room for a Christmas night. There are Aussie and Harriet relaxing in those two easy chairs and the boys seem to have commandered this outfit.

Well anyway, by the looks of those open gifts pile around the center of the tree, I'd say their Christmas has been pretty successful and by the looks of those three un-hitched belts stretched around the centers of the Nelson males, I'd say Harriet's Christmas dinner has been pretty successful too.

Oh, that sure was a swell dinner Harriet. Yeah sure was mom. Well thank you. Why am I full? I couldn't have had another drunk stick of your table. You're a good lady. Well I'd say we all had our share.

Ah boy. I just want to sit here and relax. Do I get your new slippers for you pup? Oh yeah thanks Rick. Well they sure asked well slippers. Yeah very nice. They cost 5.95. Ricky Pott knows who gave him to him.

Well, well, well, I'm not so sure, Dave. You see, the card says to pop from Santa Claus. Well, you didn't read the small print. Oh, let's see. Also known as Old St. Rick. Well, just to set the record straight, that perfume Santa gave me was very nice, Ricky.

Oh, thanks, Mom. Well, David. No, look at me, little man. No look at me little man I'm sending my thanks at the North Pole. Well it certainly has been a nice Christmas for all of us I'd say. I'll say it has. Yeah well I just wish it wasn't over. What are you complaining about? You spent all morning