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The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · February 5, 1954 · 27 min · 3,827 words
The transcript of “The Sacrifice (aka The Birthday Present)”, an episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet first broadcast February 5, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet plays The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, dressed, and starring the entire Nelson family, Ozzy, Harriet, David, and Ricky. Hey, what kind of hijinks are going on in the Nelson living room? And what's Ozzy doing some deep sea fishing?
Wow, look at that rod bend. It's a strike! Keep his head up, old boy. Now reel him in, got away. What was it? The screw that holds the reel together. Can I untie the line from my waist now?
Oh, yeah. Thank you for being the fish, Harriet. What time is I supposed to be? Oh, no particular kind. I just wanted to try out the old reel. Is that screw supposed to come out that way and the line get all knotted up?
No, no, of course not. Darn thing does it all the time, though. Why don't you get yourself a new one? Well, they cost $18. Oh, look, Ozzy, you're always buying things for the boys and me.
I think it's about time you bought something for yourself. Well, maybe. No, maybe. You could handle the Emporium and buy yourself a new reel. Well, what's that? I don't know, maybe it's the game warden.
Have you got a license to catch me? The yes and its nailed to the lid of your hope chest. What is that hammering? It's coming from the backyard. Oh look! Tharnie's up on our garage roof.
Well what's he doing up there? Tharnie! How does? What are you doing up there? I'd better go out and see what he's doing. Tharnie! How about us? Tharnie will you stop saying that? What? Hi Oz!
Hi Tharnie! What are you doing up on my garage roof? Now get down from there and don't go up again without my permission. Well that's a nice way to talk when a guy's fixing your roof.
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