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Income Tax Problems

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · March 13, 1949 · 28 min · 4,179 words

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Total tax and item two of the... Attach your original forms, W2. Hmm. Do you want to be downtown with me? Hmm? No thanks, I want to finish this income. I may be a little late. I promise Louise Adams I'd stop by and see her new silver.

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From the rockbound coast of Maine to the snowbound coast of California, from the borders of Canada, famous for Canadians, to the borders of Mexico, famous for Mexicans, from town to city, from mountain to valley, from north to south, from east to west, America is a land of tradition.

Tradition is the seventh inning stretch at the ball game. Firecrackers on the 4th of July, Turkey on Thanksgiving. Team 47, Rodgers Road. Hazy Nelson, American, is completely enmacked in what is rapidly becoming one of America's most exasperating traditions.

It calls for a complete mastery of arithmetic, trigonometry, surveying, semantics, foreign languages, including double talk and jabber walkie, not to mention wind reading, and above all, the control of temper. Total tax and item 2 above.

Attach original forms W2. Enter your tax from table on page 4, or from line 18 on page 3. Nothing complicated on page 4. Enter your tax from table on page 4, or from line 18 on page 3.

That's clear enough. Enter your tax from table on page four, or from line 18 on page three. Let's read that again. You don't know how to work it, that's all. I do so. Let's go on.

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