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The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · March 27, 1949 · 29 min · 3,959 words

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Oh, it's a wonderful day. Isn't it, though? Let's see now. We ought to take the curtains down and the windows need blushing. The rugs need going over. Does the prospects scare you? No, no, go right ahead.

I'll keep out of your way. I'll just lie here and think about beautiful things. For instance? For instance, our beautiful 1847 Rogers Brothers Silver Place. Thank you, and good morning, Rick Van Winkle. Morning, and Silver, Bladie, 1847 Rogers Brothers.

From Hollywood, international silver company, creators of 1847, Roger's brother Silver Place, presents the amusing, transcribed adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hillier. It's breakfast time at 1847, Roger's Road, and the Nelson family.

Let's see. Ozzy, Harriet, David, and Ricky. Yeah, they're all gathered around the breakfast table. Outside the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. Yes, sir, a spring is really here.

Look how blue the sky is, Harriet. And a little tree by the garage has buds on it. Oh, look out the window, boy. There's a robin. Oh, yeah. I saw one yesterday too, Mom. Yes, sir.

A spring is really here. Mom? Yeah? I burned down to bird last night. Oh, I've done that often. That's lots of fun. Were you flying around? No. Oh, that's nice. Apparently, the worms weren't very filling.

I'm fine. So wonderful breakfast. That milk was good and cold. If you want some more milk, pop, you can have mine. No thanks, David. You drink your milk. Good. I've never met two more generous boys when it comes to giving away milk.

You guys want to be athletes and get big and strong. I think you ought to drink your milk. That's what they say in school. Not make you big and strong. Vegetables make you big and strong.

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