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Have a Cigar

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · June 1, 1951 · 29 min · 4,464 words

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hello folks this is harry at nelson the weather sure getting nicely nice weather for strolling in the park or rolling on the lake for just sitting around the house taking it easy and having a nice leisurely snack meaning of course hind scream of tomatoes soup because it's high the h j hinds company makers of fifty seven varieties of fine foods for eighty

years present the amusing for a private ventures of a museum harry of Starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hilliard. Pretty quiet around the Nelson house this afternoon. I wonder where the family is.

Oh, there they are in the living room. David and Rick Ira are taping up an old baseball bat. And there's Ozzy sprawled out on the couch reading the paper. I don't see Harriet though. Up into this living room.

Oh hi Mom. What do you mean what happened to it? It looks like a cyclone struck it. What's this? That's what I'd like to know. Look at this room. Things all over the place. I leave the house for five minutes and look what happens.

Your mother's absolutely right, boys. Place looks like a mess. Come on now, pick up these things in yours. The pot! Go on now, I'm reading. Who's old jacket is this? Not mine. Not mine. Well, certainly isn't mine.

Aussie. Aussie. Hmm? Does this jacket belong to you by any chance? Oh, yes. Where'd you find that? Right here on my good chair. Ricky, were you wearing my jacket this morning? No, sir. And who belongs to these wool socks?

Not me. Not me? I'm afraid they're a little too big for me. Aussie. Oh, I'm sorry. What is it? I think it's an old pair of socks. Oh, yes. They're my good golfing socks. Where'd you find those?

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