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Apartment Building Next Door

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · September 23, 1945 · 26 min · 3,946 words

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Aussie? The yes, Harriet. What's the latest in the international situation? Just this, that the solid silver with beauty that lives forever is international sterling. Oh, Aussie, everybody knows that. Wherewith beauty that lives forever is international sterling.

From Hollywood, international silver company, creators of international sterling, present the adventures of Aussie and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Gugger. Let's look in on the Nelson's at 1847 Rogers Road and see what Aussie and Harriet are doing today.

Oh, but wait. First, let's look in on a little shack on the vacant lot next door where David and Ricky Nelson and some of their little friends are holding a club meeting. As our scene opens, we hear a sound so familiar to the mother of every eight-year-old boy.

Let's listen. Then I close down on him and kill him all. Then I sneak over to the camp and kill a sentry. Then I wipe out the whole camp. Hey, wait a minute, David. Maybe one of them would kill you.

Why? What have they got against me? Baseball. We can't, Ricky. I accidentally cracked the bat yesterday. Let's call Anthony. He's got a bat. We can't. It was on his head that I accidentally cracked it.

Ah. He's got a bat. We sure could use a new baseball bat and some more gloves. Yeah, but talk is cheap. We ain't got enough money to buy nothing. What have we got in the treasury, Tommy?

You mean exactly? Yeah, what's in the treasury? Well, there's 52 sans-14 airplane pictures, 130 marbles, two turtles, and Tom's kid brother Herman that were holding till Tom pays his dues. It must be some way we can raise money.

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