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The Dental Receptionist

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · January 25, 1952 · 28 min · 4,170 words

The transcript of “The Dental Receptionist”, an episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet first broadcast January 25, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet plays The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The famous tomato soup makes a wonderful lunch for the children these chilly days. But because it's time, the H.J. Science Company makers of 57 varieties of fine food for over 80 years, present the amusing transcribed adventures of R.V. and Harriet, starring the internal nelson family, R.V. Harriet, David and Riggy.

Well, if you want a beer rather unusual sight this evening, take a look in the kitchen at the nelson's house. Harriet's in there doing the dinner dishes. Well, there's nothing out of the ordinary about that, of course, but if you'll take another look, you'll notice that Todie, David, and Ricky are a boy, you're a good singer.

Well, anyway, they're a good singer. Oh, for goodness sake, boy, take it easy. Thanks a lot, fellas, but I think I can take it from here. Don't you want us to say it's a bitches?

Well, not the way you're finishing them. I'm sorry, Mom, I just kind of slipped out of my hand. Me too. I can't even spin it. And then you gotta get paper placed, then you couldn't break them.

Oh, don't worry. Ricky can figure out a way. What about yourself? I hope you'll notice I had a perfect score, not a single breakage. That's very good there, because it's pretty hard to break the pots and pans.

Yes, but I didn't drop any. Even if they were plates, it wouldn't have made any difference. Yeah, but pots and pans have handles on them. You want me to do that, huh? No, that's okay, I got it, thanks.

If you don't want me now, how am I gonna ask a favor? What favor is this? I'm just kind of hoping I can go over to Will's armaries tonight. We don't have any homework to do.

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