Exaggeration Troubles

I see you can guess this one. Is it a song or a slogan? No, it's a slogan. A very popular slogan. Go ahead. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, that's easy. America's finest silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers.

Oh, you're just too smart. Sure. From Hollywood, international silver company. Creators of 1847 Rogers Brothers Silver Plate present the adventures of Aussie and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard. Well, folks, let's look in on the Nelson household at 1847 Rogers Road.

It's late morning, but Aussie and Harriet haven't even eaten breakfast yet. They were up quite late last night, and as we join them in the living room, they're discussing the events of the night before.

Two-thousand wonderful party last night, wasn't Harriet? Yeah, it certainly was. It's amazing what happens to you after one glass of beer. Now just what does that supposed to mean? You're trying to imply that one glass of beer made me, shall we say, a little hazy?

We shall say it. It's ridiculous. After the party I drove us home all right, didn't I? See what I mean? We're the ones who gave the party. I was just going along with the gags, Marty.

It's a very lovely party and you know it. Have you called the insurance company yet? No, I haven't really checked to see if there's any damage. See, we certainly had a lot of interesting people here last night, didn't we?

Yeah, I wonder who they were. A lot of more complete strangers to me. Of course, I was busy most of the evening being the perfect host. Oh, yeah, you were the perfect host. Well, now why do you say it that way?