Ozzie Runs for Office

The adventures of Aussie and Harriet, presenting America's favorite young couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hillier. And now let's see what's going on in the Nelson family. What are you writing, dear? Uh-uh. Uh, just a letter.

Is it a secret? No, no, it's... it's no secret. It's... just a letter. Oh, that's different. Anyone I know? Uh, no, dear. Would you mind not speaking to me for just a couple minutes? I'm trying to concentrate here.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you looking for something, Derek? Yes, have you seen the dictionary? What word do you want to have to spell? Well, I know how to spell it. I just want to make sure I'm right.

Where is that dictionary? What's the word? I don't know whether you've even heard of it. It's demagogue. Oh, demagogue? Yes. D-E-M-A-G-O-G-U-E. Harriet, let's not guess, shall we? Oh, good. Let's see. A-C-D-C-D. Oh, I'm... Dell...

The Magnetize... A Demagogue. D-E-M-A-G-O-G-U-E. What'd I tell you? Harriet, please. I know how to spell the word. I... Had it written down, as a matter of fact. Just want to double-check. What are you looking for now?

Have you seen my eraser? That's what happened two nights ago, and that brings us right up to date. Now let's see, where were we? Oh yes, they're at breakfast and Harriet says... Ozzy, I wish you'd put down that paper and drink your coffee.

Just a minute, dear. I just wanted... Oh, oh! Uh, I'd say Harriet. Yes, dear? Listen to this. I just happened to stumble across it here in letters to the editor. Would you care to hear it? Your coffee's getting cold.

Dear sir, recent surveys show that an alarming number of voters are shirking their duties by failing to register for the coming election. This is an... Good morning, my dear. Good morning, Ricky. Sit down, will you, Ricky?