The Nelson Bank

All of her goodness plays. What's the matter? All these short stories without any ending drive me crazy. Here's one where a mysterious voice keeps calling a fellow on the telephone. You never do find out who it is.

Well, are you sure you finished the story? Oh, sure. I even turned the page like a big dope. Oh, here, read this. You're like it. It's a complete story in one sentence. And every word is true.

That's it. Oh, of course. America's finest silver plate is 1847 Rogers' Brother. In a silver plate is 1847 Rogers Brothers. From Hollywood, international silver company, creators of 1847 Rogers Brothers Silver Place presents the adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hillier.

Ozzy and Harriet have been playing Hide the Button. There they are in the living room. Harriet opens the desk top, closes it. Ozzy scratches his head, opens the big bottom drawer.

closes it, Ozzie scratches his head. Whatever she's looking for, isn't it there? Uh oh, she's headed for the dining room. Ozzie's right behind her. Now she's searching the China closet. Not there, huh? Doesn't seem to be.

How about behind the serving tray? No, I don't think so. It's got to be someplace. Have you looked inside the buffet? No, not yet. Any luck? No, Darnit. I wish we could find it. Is that a lie?

I'll probably remember where I put it. Thanks very much for helping me look. No, it's no trouble at all. You know what I'm looking for? I haven't the slightest idea. Think it might help if you did know?

Well, it might, but don't tell me. I like surprises. Wait a minute. I think it's starting to come back to me. Oh, you may as well tell me. What did you lose? Don't interrupt me. The kitchen.