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Painting the Women's Club

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · November 6, 1953 · 26 min · 4,294 words

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International Sterling from Hollywood. International Silver Company. Readers of International Sterling. Presents the Adventures of Aussie and Harriet. Starring America's favorite young couple. Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hidders.

One minute the Nelson house received me. Ricky, David, Nausea. The Chief Cook and Battle Roushers been downtown most of the day. Oh, I think I hear Harriet now.

Hello there everybody. I suppose you're starving. Well, I must admit you were getting a little hungry, you know? Boy, I'll say. I'm hungry or then a... I'm hungry or then a... Hey, how about that?

How about what? I'm so hungry I lost my appetite. Well, I'll take care of that for you. I brought home a nice apple pie for dessert. As I was saying, I'm so hungry I lost my appetite for anything except apple pie.

I figured there was a cash to it. Did you really, David? You must be psycho. Word is psychic. I think David's right. He may be psychic to you, Mom, but to me, he's real crazy.

Okay. You're welcome. If I can get a word in here, I'd like to add that I'm a little bit hungry. I'll bet you I'm sorry. I just so long. We really accomplished quite a bit of the meeting, though.

You mean you played more than one hand at Bridge today? We didn't play a single game, I'll have you know. Well, for goodness sakes, you mean you can't stop so much you didn't even finish one game of cards?

We didn't even start one. We had some very important business to discuss. Now, don't tell me Mrs. Peabody was wearing another new hat. This is really important. We've decided to redecorate our club room. Oh, sounds like you finally got a little money in the club treasury.

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