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Fifi La Plume

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet · January 8, 1954 · 28 min · 3,908 words

The transcript of “Fifi La Plume”, an episode of The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet first broadcast January 8, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet plays The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hi everybody, this Harriet Nelson. No, pardon me Harriet. Do you mind if I say something first? We'll go ahead and get. I was going to say, always look to Hotpoint for the finest first. Go ahead, I'm sorry I interrupt.

That's what I was going to say. Oh, well we'll go ahead and say it too. I don't think I will. Always look to Hotpoint for the finest first. Point quality appliances. Pioneer and leader in all electric kitchens and automatic home laundry present America's favorite family comedy, The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, transcribed and starring the entire Nelson family, Ozzy, Harriet, David,

and Ricky. Ever Ozzy and Elson asked what he considers to be mankind's greatest failing, invariably says, in my opinion, it's a lack of fairness.

Ozzy's right. Even he isn't thorough. If he were, he'd give credit to Theodore Roosevelt who made the original observation. Anyway, armed with his stolen philosophy, he's widely applied it to interior decoration, which happens to be the boon of contention in the Nelson household at this moment.

I don't know why you want to have the chandelier taken out of the hallway here. Well, because it was never put up with any thought. The whole thing was done with... A lack of surname.

My exact words. Look, it's in Tia d'Arroza. All right, the chandelier should never have been put up in the middle of the hall. Well, where do people usually put up chandeliers? Well, there are several schools of thought on interior decorating.

None of which you went to. If I'd been here the day they hung that up. Well, why weren't you? Well, as I recall, I was busy. You were playing golf. Well, but the thing was not in my mind for a minute.

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