The Handy Man

The adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, transcribed and starring the entire Nelson family, Ozzy, Harriet, David and Ricky. Do you hear that? It's coming from the new power saw of the Nelson's next door neighbor, Thorny, has set up in his garage.

Thorny's working on a project this morning, and David and Ricky are watching. Uh-oh, he's about to make a cut on a long board. He must be making something big. A fence post, maybe. No, maybe it's a table leg. Let her open her.

Oh, now I see what it is. Hey, that's a pretty expensive way to make a toothpick. Well, how's that for a demonstration, boys? That's a neat gadget. You have the nice setup, Mr. Thormbray. Well, thank you.

You can do almost anything with one of these handy dandy electroshops. I thought Pop said you had a wood butcher junior. Oh, he did, did he? Well, for his information, my electroshop will saw grind, sand, and with his extra attachment, it can be made into a small coping saw.

Pomp said you could fry eggs on the motor, too. Obviously it's also good at collecting sour grapes. I've seen it advertised on television. All these extra pieces come with it? Well, all except the coping saw attachment.

I got it as an extra bonus for calling before midnight. How long does it take you converted to a drill? Oh, just seconds. Here what? Yeah, take this off. Take this off. Slick a drill into the chuck.

Tighten it. And there you are. Look at it drill holes through this board. Oh, it drills too fast. What do you mean? Well, that board's supposed to be the top of an end table. Well, it's going to be an early American end table.