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(xx) A Letter from Aunt Bess - 1937 1937 · 10:08
1939-09-xx (xx) Rush Tenders His Resignations 1939 · 9:36
1939-12-xx (xx) Rush Is Getting on in Years 1939 · 9:42
1939-12-xx (xx) Sade Volunteers Rush for a Pageant 1939 · 9:44
1939-12-xx (xx) Vic's Christmas Card List 1939 · 9:53
1939-xx-xx (xx) A Letter To Walter 1939 · 13:09
1939-xx-xx (xx) Mr. Gumpox Offers Sade a Stall 1939 · 10:13
1939-xx-xx (xx) Vic's Geographical Trip 1939 · 9:59
1940-09-xx (xx) Sleepers Beware - Rush 1940 · 9:41
1940-12-xx (xx) HK Fleeber's Forty-Eight Teeth 1940 · 9:54
1940-xx-xx (xx) Hank's Two Hundred Dollar Wardrobe 1940 · 9:06
1940-xx-xx (xx) Ice Cream and Salted Peanuts at Midnight 1940 · 8:42
1940-xx-xx (xx) Mrs. Appelrot Rearranges The Furniture 1940 · 9:53
1940-xx-xx (xx) Vic's Photograph With RJ Konk 1940 · 10:39
1941-03-xx (xx) Thirteen Guests 1941 · 9:54
1941-04-xx (xx) Five Dollars For Shopping 1941 · 9:21
1941-04-xx (xx) Forty Pounds of Golf Clubs 1941 · 9:32
1941-04-xx (xx) Fourteen Days in Grovelman 1941 · 9:29
1941-04-xx (xx) Vic Wins a Broad-brimmed Hat 1941 · 8:43
1941-05-xx (xx) Bulletin Board Monitor 1941 · 9:57
1941-07-xx (xx) Fred's Concrete Partition 1941 · 9:53
1941-11-xx (xx) Car Ride To Chenoa 1941 · 10:50
1941-11-xx (xx) Playing Hooky 1941 · 11:08
1941-12-xx (xx) Christmas Present Money 1941 · 10:58
1941-12-xx (xx) Stacey Yop and Doctor Sockers 1941 · 11:02
1941-xx-xx (xx) Uncle Fletcher's Trip to Dixon 1941 · 10:11
1942-03-xx (xx) Mrs. Appelrot's Petition 1942 · 11:02
1942-xx-xx (xx) Going to Carberry 1942 · 9:57
1942-xx-xx (xx) Lodge Speech Rehearsal 1942 · 9:48
1942-xx-xx (xx) Mr. Chinbunny Eats Ice Cream 1942 · 11:42
1942-xx-xx (xx) The Thunder Storm 1942 · 9:45
1942-xx-xx (xx) Vic's Inspection Tour 1942 · 10:53
1942-xx-xx (xx) Washrag Collection 1942 · 10:17
1943-09-xx (xx) Russell Tenders His Resignations 1943 · 10:32
1957-xx-xx (xx) Lodge Catalogue 1957 · 15:28
1957-xx-xx (xx) Ushering at the Bijou 1957 · 14:51
Decoration Day Parade May 28, 1937 · 10:17
(xx) Sade's Trip to Dwight June 4, 1937 · 9:19
(xx) Official Host March 3, 1938 · 10:15
(xx) Vic's New Hat November 30, 1938 · 10:01
(xx) Lodge Regalia Out on Loan January 2, 1939 · 10:57
(xx) Flower Garden Arranger January 16, 1939 · 10:47
(xx) Mr. Erickson's House Repairs March 8, 1939 · 10:42
(xx) Speaking Acquaintances April 3, 1939 · 10:05
(xx) Rotten Davis Telephones April 25, 1939 · 10:01
(xx) Sade's New Luggage April 26, 1939 · 9:44
(xx) The Davises Are Asleep Upstairs May 11, 1939 · 10:11
(xx) Grandpa Snyder's Christmas Cards June 1, 1939 · 9:34
(xx) YY Flirch Tries to Call June 5, 1939 · 11:47
(xx) A Porch Collapses June 13, 1939 · 9:27
(xx) Two Tons of Coal July 5, 1939 · 9:52
(xx) Preselected School Clothes August 30, 1939 · 9:27
(xx) Office Work at Home - Magnifying Glass September 6, 1939 · 9:32
(xx) Wildflowers September 22, 1939 · 9:50
(xx) Double Feature in Hopewood October 6, 1939 · 9:14
(xx) Five Christmas Card Salesmen October 30, 1939 · 9:22
(xx) Bluetooth Under the Davenport October 31, 1939 · 9:16
(xx) Charley's Fish Snapshot November 6, 1939 · 9:20
(xx) Smelly Makes a Speech November 7, 1939 · 9:07
(xx) Tearing Down a Three Story Brick Building November 14, 1939 · 9:08
(xx) Smelly Clark's Christmas Presents November 21, 1939 · 10:40
(xx) Painted Portrait of Big Dipper January 2, 1940 · 9:24
(xx) Sade Muses on Her Friendship with Mrs. Scott January 9, 1940 · 10:07
(xx) Vegetable Garden January 12, 1940 · 10:13
(xx) RJ Konk's Improved Portrait January 22, 1940 · 9:43
(xx) YY Flirch Elected Best Looking Man January 24, 1940 · 9:44
(xx) Mr. Donahue Gets a Promotion February 2, 1940 · 9:09
(xx) Deep Currents of School Life February 27, 1940 · 10:08
(xx) A Letter from Aunt Bess - Grocery List March 19, 1940 · 9:41
(xx) Smelly Clark's Big Date March 25, 1940 · 9:30
(xx) Vic Fakes the Cornet March 27, 1940 · 9:28
(xx) No Trip to Chicago March 29, 1940 · 9:21
(xx) Rush Makes a Call on a Girl April 4, 1940 · 9:00
(xx) Can Bluetooth Sue the Bijou April 8, 1940 · 9:10
(xx) Nicer to Sleep Over for Two Weeks April 10, 1940 · 9:26
(xx) Milton's Dirt in Fruit Jars April 15, 1940 · 9:55
(xx) Vic's Heart-Shaped Face April 17, 1940 · 9:08
(xx) Engine Cab Ride to Chicago May 3, 1940 · 10:19
(xx) Working on Hank Gutstop's Debts - Rush May 6, 1940 · 9:54
(xx) Vic's Picture Not in Quarterly May 15, 1940 · 9:43
(xx) Mrs. Scott Getting Too Chummy May 27, 1940 · 9:54
(xx) Nicer the Goader May 29, 1940 · 10:02
(xx) Mr. Chinbunny Wants to Smoke Cigars - Rush June 2, 1940 · 10:08
(xx) Hank Gutstop if Healthy June 13, 1940 · 10:02
(xx) Last Day of School June 14, 1940 · 9:21
(xx) Mr. Sludge to Sleep Overnight June 17, 1940 · 10:00
(xx) June Christmas Card Pressure June 18, 1940 · 9:52
(xx) Vic's Wide Brimmed Hat June 19, 1940 · 9:30
(xx) The Royal Throne Barbershop June 21, 1940 · 9:07
(xx) Mr. Gumpox Blow Kisses June 24, 1940 · 8:51
(xx) Ruthie Has Secrets July 1, 1940 · 10:06
(xx) Mr. Donahue Asks for a Demotion July 22, 1940 · 9:42
(xx) Razorscum's Photograph Album July 23, 1940 · 9:45
(xx) Bacon Sandwiches August 14, 1940 · 11:23
(xx) Hot Soup October 23, 1940 · 8:47
(xx) Man Caught in a Revolving Door November 19, 1940 · 9:49
(xx) A Bijou Lifetime Pass December 17, 1940 · 9:40
(xx) Howard Has a New Harness December 31, 1940 · 9:40
(xx) Death of Bernice January 21, 1941 · 10:27
(xx) A Very Pleasant Noon Hour January 22, 1941 · 10:01
(xx) The All-Star Marching Team January 23, 1941 · 9:42
(xx) Mr. Ruebush Has to Wait January 24, 1941 · 8:44
(xx) Beautiful Beautiful Wallpaper January 25, 1941 · 9:26
(xx) Wallpapering at Midnight February 3, 1941 · 9:35
(xx) Landlady's Photos February 7, 1941 · 9:40
(xx) Fred Considers Joining the Lodge February 11, 1941 · 9:03
(xx) A Manual for Wives of Sky Brothers February 16, 1941 · 9:37
(xx) Uncle Fletcher to Meet One O'Clock Train February 24, 1941 · 10:02
(xx) Ladies Auxilliary Marching Team February 25, 1941 · 9:55
(xx) Marching Team Pictures March 14, 1941 · 9:59
(xx) Muddled Shopping Money March 25, 1941 · 9:26
(xx) Hank's Weather Service March 27, 1941 · 9:42
(xx) Rush Wants His Interest March 31, 1941 · 9:37
(xx) Mr. Breep's Birthday Dinner April 4, 1941 · 9:40
(xx) Sweet Dreams Mr. Donahue April 23, 1941 · 8:20
(xx) Vic's Picture on Quarterly Cover May 2, 1941 · 10:10
(xx) Mr. Erickson Gives the House as a Gift May 8, 1941 · 9:38
(xx) Exalted Big Dipper Day May 12, 1941 · 9:56
(xx) Souvenirs and Mementos May 13, 1941 · 11:20
(xx) Door Stops May 16, 1941 · 9:44
(xx) The Key Collection May 21, 1941 · 9:51
(xx) A Phone Call from Homer U. Mc Dancy May 30, 1941 · 10:03
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Telephone's Aunt Bess June 1, 1941 · 9:07
(xx) The Hammock June 3, 1941 · 10:50
(xx) Grand Old Lady June 4, 1941 · 10:01
(xx) Letter Writing Plot June 9, 1941 · 9:23
(xx) Who's Who in Kitchenware June 30, 1941 · 10:36
(xx) Uncle Fletcher's Easy Chair July 1, 1941 · 11:58
(xx) A Man in the House August 26, 1941 · 11:24
(xx) Christmas Presents For The Boss September 9, 1941 · 11:13
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Cleans House September 17, 1941 · 11:11
(xx) Bright Kentucky Hotel Speaker September 29, 1941 · 10:53
(xx) Sade's Surprise Gift - Washrags October 8, 1941 · 10:50
(xx) It's Algebra Uncle Fletcher October 9, 1941 · 10:59
(xx) Fred's Tires October 10, 1941 · 11:00
(xx) Cornet Lessons October 14, 1941 · 10:55
(xx) Broken Alarm Clocks October 31, 1941 · 12:54
(xx) Sade's Surprise Gift - Slippers November 4, 1941 · 11:14
(xx) Vic's Christmas Gift List November 5, 1941 · 10:58
(xx) A Miserable Object of Public Ridicule November 20, 1941 · 14:03
(xx) Winnie and Her Man December 1, 1941 · 10:55
(xx) The Bottom Buffet Drawer December 8, 1941 · 11:10
(xx) Christmas Shopping for Mr. Buller December 12, 1941 · 10:49
(xx) North Dakota River Bottom Revel December 25, 1941 · 14:44
(xx) Fred Will Budget For Vic February 11, 1942 · 11:09
(xx) The Prize Clock February 13, 1942 · 9:47
(x) Hank Gutstop Hostess February 17, 1942 · 10:30
(xx) Edith Suggins Visit February 18, 1942 · 10:03
(xx) Uncle Fletcher's Room is Being Painted February 19, 1942 · 10:48
(xx) Rawhide Shoestrings February 24, 1942 · 10:13
(xx) Donahues' Doorbell February 25, 1942 · 10:19
(xx) First to Put Up the Porch Swing February 26, 1942 · 10:22
(xx) Accounting for Spondulicks March 3, 1942 · 10:39
(xx) The Room Warming March 4, 1942 · 10:23
(xx) A Letter from Aunt Bess - Uncle Fletcher March 9, 1942 · 10:09
(xx) Little Tiny Petite Pheasant Feather Tea Shoppy March 12, 1942 · 11:03
(xx) The Scrap Drive April 6, 1942 · 10:09
(xx) A Letter from Aunt Bess - Sleepy June 8, 1942 · 10:17
(xx) A Gross of Gravels July 16, 1942 · 10:42
(xx) Sade's Christmas Cards August 6, 1942 · 10:35
(xx) Rush Treats Sade to the Movies August 9, 1942 · 9:47
(xx) Cleaning the Attic August 18, 1942 · 9:43
(xx) Rush's School Clothes August 24, 1942 · 10:00
(xx) Sade and Ruthie Come Out Even September 14, 1942 · 10:16
(xx) Cherry Phosphates October 1, 1942 · 10:40
(xx) Fred's Concrete Floor October 20, 1942 · 10:50
(xx) Christmas Suggestions for the Boss October 27, 1942 · 10:57
(xx) Smelly Cuts Rush's Hair November 20, 1942 · 10:42
(xx) Miss Neagel Tears Up Lee Street December 7, 1942 · 10:42
(xx) Honorary Titles January 4, 1943 · 11:08
(xx) Fred Considers Joining the Lodge January 7, 1943 · 10:53
(xx) Robert and Slobert Call Long Distance January 23, 1943 · 9:55
(xx) Dottie's Letter from Chuck February 15, 1943 · 10:07
(xx) Leland Richards is Coming February 16, 1943 · 10:27
(xx) Leland Richards is Homesick February 27, 1943 · 10:31
(xx) Vic Entertains Dottie March 5, 1943 · 10:39
(xx) Applerot Picks on Dottie March 18, 1943 · 10:12
(xx) Brainfeeble's House Warming March 31, 1943 · 9:55
(xx) Dottie's New Dress April 12, 1943 · 9:16
(xx) Front Porch Swing June 8, 1943 · 10:42
(xx) Gumpox's Lodge Regalia July 12, 1943 · 10:32
(xx) Changes to the Regalia July 23, 1943 · 10:59
(xx) Picking Up Vic in Fred's Car August 20, 1943 · 9:55
(xx) Fifty Photos of Vic September 20, 1943 · 10:39
(xx) A Letter From Aunt Bess - Sewing Buttons October 1, 1943 · 9:46
(xx) Victor R. Gook Fontonelle October 11, 1943 · 10:13
(xx) Honorary Lodge Member October 26, 1943 · 10:26
(xx) Thimble Club Meeting October 27, 1943 · 9:38
(xx) Watch Fob Collection November 3, 1943 · 10:04
(xx) Essay on Birds November 8, 1943 · 10:58
(xx) Eight Million Jobs November 10, 1943 · 10:08
(xx) Stingyberry Jam November 11, 1943 · 10:25
(xx) Uncle Fletcher's Packing Problems November 12, 1943 · 9:29
(xx) Ike Kneesuffer's Snapshots November 15, 1943 · 10:17
(xx) Caribbean Dream Flute November 19, 1943 · 9:13
(xx) Christmas Suggestions for the Boss November 26, 1943 · 9:27
(xx) A Garbage Wagon Pass November 29, 1943 · 9:40
(xx) Sweet Esther Wisconsin November 30, 1943 · 9:45
(xx) Cleaning the Bookcase December 2, 1943 · 9:25
(xx) The Color of Gumpox's Eyes December 16, 1943 · 11:02
(xx) Invoice Preparations December 27, 1943 · 10:30
(xx) Vic Sleeping on the Couch January 24, 1944 · 9:30
(xx) Missouri State Home for the Tall January 25, 1944 · 10:20
(xx) Sixty Pairs of Pants February 3, 1944 · 10:27
(xx) Sleepers Beware - Russell February 4, 1944 · 10:07
(xx) The History of Plant Number Fourteen February 25, 1944 · 9:20
(xx) Hank Gutstop Throws a Party March 1, 1944 · 10:24
(xx) Hank Gutstop's Proposition March 7, 1944 · 10:21
(xx) Vic's Cancelled Trip March 17, 1944 · 9:44
(xx) Mysterious Skulkers March 20, 1944 · 11:17
(xx) Ted Stembottom April 3, 1944 · 10:45
(xx) Hyena Grease April 5, 1944 · 11:08
(xx) The Solo March April 7, 1944 · 10:10
(xx) BB Baugh and the New Dentist April 19, 1944 · 9:24
(xx) Lodge Holiday Visits May 1, 1944 · 11:55
(xx) Lolita di Rienzi's Suggestion May 30, 1944 · 9:14
(xx) Mr. Chinbunny Wants to Smoke Cigars - Russell June 2, 1944 · 10:33
(xx) Elk Skin Shoelaces June 7, 1944 · 12:52
(xx) The Lunges are Coming June 9, 1944 · 10:10
(xx) Professor Russell June 12, 1944 · 10:04
(xx) Prettiest Eye Contest June 13, 1944 · 8:23
(xx) Deadman's Trick June 14, 1944 · 10:01
(xx) A Letter from Aunt Bess - Listen Please June 15, 1944 · 9:55
(xx) Piercing Blue Eyes June 16, 1944 · 10:12
(xx) Five Hundred Bijou Tickets June 19, 1944 · 10:03
(xx) No More Pretty Boy June 20, 1944 · 8:37
(xx) Rishigan Fishigan's Secret June 21, 1944 · 9:52
(xx) Sade Beats the Christmas Card Rap June 22, 1944 · 10:13
(xx) Lodge Telescope June 23, 1944 · 10:13
(xx) Thimble Club Bazaar June 26, 1944 · 9:57
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Gets a Job Offer June 27, 1944 · 10:10
(xx) A Letter from Mr. Buller June 28, 1944 · 9:46
(xx) War Bond Visitor June 29, 1944 · 9:49
(xx) Russell Stays with Milton Welch June 30, 1944 · 9:16
(xx) Sade Plays Rummy July 4, 1944 · 9:47
(xx) Visiting Dignitaries July 5, 1944 · 9:50
(xx) Where to Hide the Ritual July 6, 1944 · 10:07
(xx) A Letter from Yellow Jump July 7, 1944 · 9:37
(xx) A Collection of Personal Treasures July 10, 1944 · 9:53
(xx) Don't Scrap Off the Watts July 11, 1944 · 10:06
(xx) A Phone Call from Yellow Jump July 12, 1944 · 10:00
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Miffed with Sade July 13, 1944 · 10:13
(xx) Sade Short-Changed July 14, 1944 · 9:46
(xx) Summer Manuevers July 17, 1944 · 10:18
(xx) A Sale at Yamilton's July 18, 1944 · 9:57
(xx) Uncle Fletcher's New Lodgings July 19, 1944 · 10:00
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Talks Business July 20, 1944 · 9:56
(xx) Robert and Slobert are Scoundrels July 24, 1944 · 10:02
(xx) Mr. Donahue Hates Vacations July 25, 1944 · 10:07
(xx) Sade Pleads to See a Movie July 26, 1944 · 9:58
(xx) Vic's Foreign Accent July 27, 1944 · 9:56
(xx) Garbage Box Mystery July 28, 1944 · 10:19
(xx) Hank Cuts His Debt to Vic July 31, 1944 · 10:06
(xx) Rotten Old Overshoes August 1, 1944 · 10:08
(xx) Sade Asks Vic to Evict Mr. Overholt August 2, 1944 · 9:59
(xx) Russell Reminisces About the Old Days August 3, 1944 · 10:07
(xx) Vic is Boss for a Day August 4, 1944 · 10:10
(xx) Vic and Russell Fix Their Own Dinner August 7, 1944 · 10:01
(xx) Russell in Charge of Howard August 8, 1944 · 10:05
(xx) Mr. Gumpox Has Lost His Dentures August 9, 1944 · 10:06
(xx) Sade Struggles with a Letter August 10, 1944 · 10:03
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Rests Body and Brain August 11, 1944 · 9:52
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Prolongs His Stay August 14, 1944 · 9:57
(xx) Vacation from a Vacation August 15, 1944 · 10:03
(xx) A Dandy Picture of Vic August 16, 1944 · 9:50
(xx) Arranging the Honeymoon September 1, 1944 · 9:21
(xx) Out of Town Wedding Guests September 4, 1944 · 9:23
(xx) Money Owed Sade September 5, 1944 · 10:30
(xx) Muted Silver Moonbeam Chimes September 6, 1944 · 9:44
(xx) The Wedding Present September 7, 1944 · 9:56
(xx) Vic's Business Trip September 8, 1944 · 10:17
(xx) Honeymoon Guide September 11, 1944 · 10:11
(xx) Fred's Car Repairs September 12, 1944 · 10:13
(xx) A Letter from Aunt Bess - Ham Ham September 13, 1944 · 10:35
(xx) Working on Hank Gutstop's Debts - Russell September 14, 1944 · 9:57
(xx) The Wedding Ring September 15, 1944 · 9:58
(xx) Vic's Greeting Cards September 18, 1944 · 9:29
(xx) Vic To Be Best Man September 19, 1944 · 9:31
(xx) Reverend V Cook September 20, 1944 · 10:34
(xx) Groom Arriving September 21, 1944 · 9:08
(xx) Vic's Unheard News September 22, 1944 · 9:07
(xx) Saving Bluetooth from Tragedy September 25, 1944 · 8:43
(xx) A Box of Letters September 26, 1944 · 8:51
(xx) Groom Disappears September 27, 1944 · 9:17
(xx) A Dun From Kleeburgers September 28, 1944 · 9:27
(xx) Bright-Eyed and Eager September 29, 1944 · 9:30
(xx) The Stillness of an Afternoon is Broken - Russell March 18, 1945 · 8:53
(xx) Unwanted Samaritan November 19, 1945 · 10:29
(xx) Corkles Borrow a Cup of Sugar November 20, 1945 · 10:28
(xx) Jimmy Custard November 21, 1945 · 10:23
(xx) Sleeping In The Courthouse Yard November 23, 1945 · 10:15
(xx) Sweetcorn Mc Block November 26, 1945 · 10:01
(xx) Parade of Interruptions November 27, 1945 · 10:24
(xx) Uncle Fletcher Arranges Phone Calls November 29, 1945 · 10:16
(xx) Dwight Twentysixler's Scrapbook November 30, 1945 · 10:23
(xx) A Slow Dull Tiresome Evening December 3, 1945 · 10:13
(xx) Orville Wheeney Gets Fired December 4, 1945 · 10:22
(xx) Miss Harris and Dwight Are Engaged December 5, 1945 · 10:27
(xx) Rainy Day Fun December 6, 1945 · 10:13
(xx) Sacred Stars Convention December 7, 1945 · 10:31
(xx) The Piano Lesson June 27, 1946 · 19:39
(xx) Woman's Auxiliary July 4, 1946 · 25:39
(xx) Vic the Irish Policeman July 11, 1946 · 28:25
(xx) Midsummer Madness July 18, 1946 · 26:04
(xx) Moving to Peoria July 25, 1946 · 27:23
(xx) L. Vogel Drum August 1, 1946 · 25:07
(xx) The Honeymoon Couple August 8, 1946 · 25:38
(xx) Sade and Mrs. Kesler Fight August 22, 1946 · 25:43
(xx) Prearranged Meals August 29, 1946 · 24:30
(xx) Uncle Fletcher's Landlady Farming Him Out September 19, 1946 · 27:40
(xx) Mr. Zee Moves In October 10, 1946 · 32:31
(xx) August Invoices October 26, 1946 · 31:50

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