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(xx) RJ Konk's Improved Portrait

Short · Vic and Sade · January 22, 1940 · 9 min · 1,572 words

The transcript of “(xx) RJ Konk's Improved Portrait”, an episode of Vic and Sade first broadcast January 22, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Vic and Sade plays Vic and Sade free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well sir, it's a few minutes past seven o'clock in the evening as we join our friends on Virginia Avenue. And here are the three of them assembled in the living room, sir. Sadie occupies a corner of the Davenport.

And young rush at the library table reads aloud from a volume of spirited fiction. Listen. Sir Lieutenant Stanley turned to the crowd of excited spectators and executed a low raceable bow. If any white does mouth with a blue self-hanker, chef, adjust it as necktie and prepare to give Lady Margaret 14 kisses.

The beautiful woman pink and adhere her face behind her danny parasol. With one terrific lunge, the handsome young officer reached her side. That would be enough fighting. The tender he mentioned the paras off from her breath.

And that was the fight. As soon as he gives her the 14 kisses, he fights four lines, blind bullets. No doubt. I raise it to yourself. Kitty Margaret both make me a little sick. That's a silly.

of fatheads. Hm. Sadie, you're from time to time accused me of wearing a guilty expression. Help? I have become aware of such an expression on your face this evening. Your attendancy, they glanced out at me at the corner of your eye and you stood here frequently without a parent's cause.

Your deportments suggest culpability. Oh. No. And if obvious, you carry a burdensome secret in your chest. I was gonna tell you after best. Tell me now. Alright. Shoot. Something I never done before in my life.

Your seed? Hit mail. Big point. I hit the mail. Am I my mail? Yeah. Here we are. Four huge lions rushed into the arena. Third lieutenant Stanley adjusted his blindfold. His face was tense. My wife and I put an official quite a son for the reason, George.

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