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(xx) Can Bluetooth Sue the Bijou

Short · Vic and Sade · April 8, 1940 · 9 min · 1,622 words

The transcript of “(xx) Can Bluetooth Sue the Bijou”, an episode of Vic and Sade first broadcast April 8, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Vic and Sade plays Vic and Sade free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well sir, it's about nine thirty o'clock in the evening as we enter the small house halfway up on the next block now and here in the living room we find Mr. and Mrs. Victor Cook.

Husband and wife are seated on opposite sides of the library table playing somewhat sluggishly at solitaire and we hear Sade say... Let's not play anymore. Okay. Mmm. It's a fine thing to do. Beat you guys and quit.

Yeah, that was the only game out of the whole kaboodle I won. No, but just to say... Fair play demands you give me a chance for revenge the ethics of Willie home he'll take my place you guys hi good for him only nine thirty I'll leave out one more hand kiddo I'll leave out one more hand I'll play with Willie

I still got my little newspaper daily love story to read we don't watch telephone just after you left it's something trivial on his mind no doubt no doubt what you do with the paper I may have kicked it under the easy chair The state is business.

Uh-uh. It wouldn't hurt you to fold up a newspaper when you throw it and put it on top of something. But no, you have to kick it underneath a chair. I'm rotten clean through, Sadie.

I'll say. You people have a private discussion? No, I don't. Well, look, I'd like to get the benefit of your advice on a certain matter. Okay? It's a certain matter pertaining to Bluetooth Johnson. Blaise way.

Bluetooth has me to find out your opinion on this certain matter and then pass it along to him. You're only too glad to oblige. Bluetooth Johnson, is thinking very seriously of suing the management of the Bijo theater for a considerable amount of money.

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