(xx) Painted Portrait of Big Dipper

Well sir, it's late afternoon as our scene opens now, and here in the living room of the small house halfway up in the next block We find mister and mrs. Victor Gook the former arrived home from the office only a few moments ago And is busy looking over his mail and he's saying

Did you read this letter from my check for this? Yes Quite a proposition the advance then large fellas up there in Chicago must lay awake nights figuring up stuff to grab a person's money Where are there a harsh statement, Sadie?

No, but I bet they do. I find this interesting. Now listen, we've got robes and swords and diplomas and tassel boots. Keep your shirt on, Dr. Williams. Fifty more dollars they'd have to have you fork over.

Keep your shirt on, Uncle Harry. I don't plan to take them up on their proposition. Good thing. You see, you're done from Clee burgers? I gave it a cursory glance. They suggest I would meet two dollars.

Yes. He's crying over that two books like it is a gunnysack full of rupees. Why don't you pay him? And break the swendish-looking card that binds many creepers. Never, Sadie. That two dollars represents a sacred bind.

I'd be the worst kind of a sounder if I violated a golden relation. Yes! Well, drop by and pay him tomorrow. Bible, to give you a bad name around town, letting bills drag on and on.

I just experienced the most dramatic moment of my life. No, Watson. Come here, give me a tug in the kiss. Hi, girl. Never realized you were home. That's because you're not very brave. Okay. Mom, I just got done experiencing the most dramatic moment of my life.