(xx) Robert and Slobert Call Long Distance

Well sir, it's about mid-morning as we enter the small house halfway up in the next block now, and here in the living room we find Mr. Rush Cook all by himself. The young man is at the telephone, and since he's busily engaged with pencil and paper, we gather he's taking down a message.

Listen. Every year's in the golden shackles of the fraternity. Robert and Slobbert Hink. Okay Miss Hammerswey. Yeah, I believe I got it all. You and Hammers? Just a second Miss Hammerswey. Hi. Not company? No, I'm talking on the telephone.

Nobody for me. It's Ms. Hammersuite down at the office. Oh? A telegram for Gov come a little while ago, and she just read it to me. I wrote it down on your grocery pad here.

Something important? Robert and Slobbert Hink. Oh. There's another set of twin brothers in the family, Rudy and Dirty. They got initiated into the lodge last night and Robert and Slobbert... Isn't that Hammersuite still on the wire there?

Yeah. Why don't you talk to her? She probably don't want to sit waiting. Excuse the delay, Ms. Hammersuite. My mother just come in a... Big pardon. I think so. Want me to read it back to you and make sure?

Okay Save it you rotten old horse thief go home and get ready to talk to us on the long-distance telephone at 10 30 this morning Oh, no, hey the other set of twin brothers in the family Fertie and dirty were initiated into the sacred stars of the Milky Way last night and they want to receive the

Congratulations of the exolent Big Dipper of the Drazi Venus chapter. That's you, you scoundrel. And besides that, Bessie and Messie and Cupid and Stupid would enjoy saying hello to your charming wife and beautiful daughter Ruth.