Short · Vic and Sade · March 29, 1940 · 9 min · 1,687 words
The transcript of “(xx) No Trip to Chicago”, an episode of Vic and Sade first broadcast March 29, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Vic and Sade plays Vic and Sade free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Well sir, it's late afternoon as we enter the small house, halfway up in the next block now. And here in the kitchen we find Mr. Victor Gook and Mr. Rush Gook. The latter is seated at the table with a book while his father removes his overcoat, having just this moment arrived home from the office.
Listen. Who is your mother? In another room, her upstairs maybe. Hey, you want to hear some interesting facts and figures about darkest Africa? No. Say, it states here that the natives of darkest Africa never itch.
That's because the constant heat of the sun affects the epidermis so that they never... Upstairs! Yeah, but I'm coming down! The individuals born in darkest Africa are superstitious about the moon. They think the roof of their mouth will turn to clay if the moon is coming.
That's great. Listen, your mother planning on this dooens tomorrow evening at Stem Bottom is pretty strong. I don't know. Personally, I'm not invited. The party's more for married people age 34 or better. My plans for tomorrow night are...
I think that's tough, you know, hold on you. Yeah! Oh, and just after you left the stone. You got in touch with me at the office. Here's an iPad concerning darkest Africa, God. Poisonous serpents recognize your only instant uncles.
And there's lots of very sweet affection. Don't forget, darkest Africa. You want to have a little chat with your mother? Grom play. Oh, Grom play. My in-infant? Do I look like a six-year-old child? No, there.
How you feeling? Fine. What's up your sleeve? I think I got something up my sleeve. Written all over your face. I'm going to start supper pretty quick better clear off that table and you're going to have to run to crotchers Did you know that in dark is the Africa that rain sometimes comes down so hard it breaks your nose?
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