(xx) Sade's Christmas Cards

Well, sir, it's late afternoon as we approach the small house halfway up in the next block now. And here on the front porch we find Mrs. Vector Gookall by herself. Say to swinging gently in the swing, glancing over what appears to be an assortment of...

Yes, Christmas card. And here's young Rush who has arrived on the scene unnoticed by his mother. Greetings. You frightened by your own flesh and blood? Fine, ever hurt you come up on the porch. My crib's awfully like the panther.

I bet you caught across the yard. No sir. You were awful terrible quiet. As long as I got these tennis shoes on, you don't make a sound. What's you guys? Christmas cards? Yes. You're going to sit down on them, are you?

Put them in your lap. Who's attempting to sell you Christmas cards this trip? They already have. Oh? Pick up that brown paper wrapper once and examine what's written in the upper left hand corner. I got caught off guard at last.

Everybody in creation's been trying to stand with me with Christmas cards Finally somebody made the grade. My neighbor's friends were later. Wow. I like that. Did you want to see our smart gen actually? I'll say she did. Read out loud what it says there now for left hand corner.

Return to Miss Yunus Happer's Carberry, Illinois. Now read in the middle there what's been stamped in purple ink. Cash on delivery. Cash on? You as he sent the package of Christmas cards, okay? You as he sent the package of Christmas cards cash on delivery.

I didn't know what was inside. I paid the fella his $2.46. Now I got Christmas cards. I expect you figured it was a present, huh? I figured it was something. Here's my little niece and me a package, COD.