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Pat Novak, for Hire

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Jack Webb on a foggy San Francisco dock at night
Jack Webb, radio's Pat Novak (1953)
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    Pat Novak, for Hire, the radio show, around the clock: Jack Webb as the San Francisco waterfront boat-renter who keeps finding trouble, 1946 to 1949. A Stupid Potato channel.

    About Pat Novak, for Hire

    Pat Novak, for Hire is the old time radio show Jack Webb starred in before Dragnet, and here you can listen to it free online, around the clock, or as a free podcast. It began in 1946 at ABC's KGO in San Francisco, heard only on the West Coast, and came back in 1949 as a coast-to-coast ABC series. Webb plays Pat Novak, who rents boats on Pier 19 on the San Francisco waterfront and takes any odd job that pays. Every show opens with a foghorn, footsteps on the pier and Webb's weary "Sure, I'm Pat Novak... for hire."

    Novak isn't really a detective, and the plots barely matter. Someone hires him, a body turns up, Novak gets framed, and he gets beaten up by the crooks and then by the police. Listeners tuned in for the lines, written by Webb's roommate Richard Breen, who later won an Oscar for Titanic: a woman drifts in "like 98 pounds of warm smoke" with a voice like "a furnace full of marshmallows." Radio historian John Dunning called it so hard-boiled that it tipped into high camp, even in its own day.

    Raymond Burr, years before Perry Mason, plays Inspector Hellman in the 1949 shows, a cop forever trying to send Novak to the gas chamber; Burr called him "radio's most brutal cop." Tudor Owen plays Jocko Madigan, a former doctor and Novak's drinking buddy, who ends every boozy speech with "Good night, Lover." Three weeks before the last show, Webb started Dragnet, and there he deliberately moved away from Novak's brutal, crooked cops. Some of the 1940s wisecracks about women land badly today.

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    Where to start

    Pat Novak, for Hire on the radio

    ABC (West Coast regional 1946-47, network 1949), 1946-1949. With Jack Webb, Raymond Burr, Tudor Owen, William Conrad, George Fenneman, Virginia Gregg.

    Where the recordings come from

    The these recordings here come from the Old Time Radio Researchers' Pat Novak Singles set (26 episodes), hosted by the Internet Archive. Our thanks to the Old Time Radio Researchers, the volunteers who found, dated and assembled the set, and to the Archive and the collectors whose uploads it rests on. The sound is our remaster of those files (rumble, hiss and hum cleaned out, levelled to steady broadcast loudness); the recordings themselves are theirs. About our sources.

    Every Pat Novak, for Hire episode: the full list, with air dates and stories

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    Questions

    Was Jack Webb on the radio before Dragnet?

    Yes. Jack Webb starred as Pat Novak in Pat Novak, for Hire, first in San Francisco in 1946 and then on the ABC network in 1949. He also played Johnny Madero and Jeff Regan before starting Dragnet in 1949.

    Who played Inspector Hellman on Pat Novak, for Hire?

    Raymond Burr played Inspector Hellman in the 1949 network series. He went on to play Chief of Detectives Ed Backstrand on radio's Dragnet.

    Where can I listen to Pat Novak, for Hire for free?

    On the Stupid Potato Pat Novak channel, which streams the surviving radio episodes 24 hours a day, free and with no account. There is also a free podcast.

    What was Pat Novak's job?

    He rented boats on Pier 19 on the San Francisco waterfront and took any odd job that paid. He wasn't really a detective, though he got framed for a murder almost every week.

    Is Pat Novak, for Hire free?

    Yes. Pat Novak, for Hire is free to listen to, live around the clock and as a podcast: no sign-up, no app and no subscription. Potato Plus is optional and never required.

    Do I need an account or an app for Pat Novak, for Hire?

    No. It is an internet radio channel, live 24 hours a day: press Listen live, no sign-up and no app needed.

    Are there ads on Pat Novak, for Hire?

    No modern ads, and we promise none until Valentine's Day 2027 (February 14). Nothing breaks into the show to sell you something you never asked for. Any commercials you hear are the original sponsor spots that aired with the broadcast.

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