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The Adventures of Maisie: The Room Clerk
The Adventures of Maisie · February 2, 1950 · 28 min · 3,938 words
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The transcript of “The Room Clerk”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast February 2, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Search inside this transcript.
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I obeyed, say hababla, ouch. Does that answer your question, buddy? Ha ha ha ha ha. The Adventures of Maisie, Starring and Southern. You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's famous Maisie picture. In just a moment you'll hear Maisie in radio, Starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen and Southern.
But first you're announcing. Yeah, if I'm lazy like the man said, lazy with a bit of Brooklyn. I've been around a lot and believe me I face more of life than course, but I'm just one
of the forgotten people in this world, like whistler's father. By profession I'm in chill business, but right now I'm not working very much any. Funny though, when you're broke there's only three times when you're really minded.
Breakfast and lunch and dinner. Oh yeah, and when your hotel bill is due, which incidentally is today, I owe a month bill on the tiny little room I took. Room looks more like a tea bag with walls. But I do owe the rent and the hotel manager, Mr.
Walter, just getting just a little impatient with me. I can tell that by the way he keeps changing the lock on my door. Also I'm getting tired of climbing into my room to the transcend. So, well, there's only one way out of this mess and I'm taking it.
Hey, good evening, Miss Revere. Oh, good evening, Mr. Wal. I was just going for a little walk. How nice. Do you always walk down the fire escape, Miss Revere? Oh, is this the fire escape?
Oh, didn't you know? No, no, I thought this was the staircase, the lobby. You see, I know the janitor always washing the staircase at night and I figured this is where he puts it out to dry.
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With my luck, wouldn't you just know something like that would happen with my last order? You've just heard the adventures of Maisie, starring and Southern. Maisie was written by Arthur Phillips.
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included Lorraine Tuttle, Hans Conrades, Frank Nelson, Sidney Miller, Mary Stewart, Harry Bartel and Alan Reed. Jack McCoy speaking.
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