Miss Brooks, an English teacher at Madison High School, is trying to keep her romance with biology teacher Philip Boynton going despite the school's strict rule against dating among faculty. Her relationship with him is complicated by his shyness and his worries over his pet frog. Meanwhile, the football star Stretch Snodgrass is playing poorly and seems to be distracted by a secret romance. Our Miss Brooks is a CBS Radio comedy series, and this episode aired on October 22, 1950. Eve Arden, Gale Gordon, Jeff Chandler and Richard Crenna are among the cast.
Characters: Miss Brooks, Philip Boynton, Stretch Snodgrass, Osgood Conklin, Walter Denton, Harriet Conklin, Mrs. Davis, Judy Brill
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Colgate Dental Cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay and Luster cream shampoo for soft glamorous caressible hair bring you our Miss Brooks starring Eve Arden Time once again for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks under the direction of our Lewis Well quite a few romances have started between faculty members teaching at the same school
But for our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School romance is a problem. It's really two problems Problem number one is the object of my affections, Mr. Philip Boynton, biology teacher. He's so bashful he won't even shave himself unless he's wearing a tie.
And problem number two is the strict anti-fratization rule laid down by Madison's beloved principle, Osgoode Confin. Of course, Mr. Boynton devised a very effective method of getting around this rule. He suggested that we stop seeing each other entirely.
However, I immediately used my power of veto, and before he could take it to the General Assembly, we convened for two dates away from the school. The last date occurred on Wednesday night, and Thursday morning at breakfast my landlady asked for the details.
Now tell me everything that happened last night, Connie. We went to a movie, Mrs. Davis. And? And we came home. and fold up your program, the recital is over. Pass the cream, please. But what did Mr. Boynton say? What did he do?
Nothing, nothing, pass the cream. I can't understand that man. Here he has date after date with a girl whose intelligent, attractive wholesome. She, she charming. And what does he do about it? Nothing, pass the cream.
It's not that he isn't fond of me, Mrs. Davis, but he's been worried lately about someone very near and dear to him. A relative? Yes, his pet frog McDougall. Oh! Seems with the cold weather coming on, Mac is very prone to laryngitis and there are no heating facilities for the cages.
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Mr. Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mr. Conkman by Gayle Gordon. Others in tonight's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick Crannock, Gloria McMillan, Leonard Smith, and Sandra Gould. Doctors prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovely a complexion in 14 days.
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