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Dragnet: The Big Joke

Dragnet · May 10, 1953 · 29 min · 6,023 words

The transcript of “The Big Joke”, an episode of Dragnet first broadcast May 10, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Search inside this transcript.

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Sound off or Chesterfield Chesterfield is best for you first cigarette with premium quality and both regular and king size Chesterfield brings you dragnet Ladies and gentlemen the star you are about to hear is true the names have been changed to protect the innocent You're a detective Sergeant. You're assigned to homicide detail You get a call from a friend who's been offered five thousand dollars to kill a man

He can't tell you who made the offer. He does tell you that no matter what happens, the man is going to be killed. Your job? Stop it. Years ahead of them all. Chesterfield is years ahead of them all. The quality contrast between Chesterfield and other leading brands is a revealing story.

Recent chemical analyses give an index of good quality for the country's six leading cigarette brands. The index of good quality table, which is a ratio of high sugar to low nicotine, shows Chesterfield quality highest.

Chesterfield quality highest. Fifteen percent higher than its nearest competitor. Chesterfield quality highest. Thirty-one percent higher than the average of the five other leading brands. Yes, Chesterfield is first with premium quality in both regular and king size.

Don't you want to try a cigarette with a record like this? Castor Field. The document had drawn over an actual crime. For the next 30 minutes in cooperation with the Los Angeles Police Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the law through an actual case transcribed from official police

violence. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Dragnet is the story of your police force in action. It was Monday, February 9th, it was cold in Los Angeles. We were working the day to watch out a homicide detail.

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