Dangerous Assignment: Find Rudolf Karpel

Dangerous assignments starring Brian Donilevy as Steve Mitchell. Yeah, danger is my assignment. I get sent to a lot of places I can't even pronounce. They all spell the same thing, though trouble.

But when I walk into the Commissioner's office I don't realize that this assignment is going to wind up with my catching a war criminal because a China shop vanishes into thin air. Morning Commissioner. Will said you had an assignment for me.

I do Steve, have a hair of Glueckness Schweisen. Sounds like something you're spread on rye bread. You're not even close. It's a woman's track team. Oh well, hey, you know, for a moment I thought you said it.

That's just what I did say. The gluten-swipes and girls are an amateur track team who travel around Europe. Gluten-swipes and yet? Where did they ever pick up a handle like that? Mrs. Gluten used to be quite a track star herself.

She went over to one of the Olympics from St. Paul. And as the story goes, she pulled Vollett into the lap of her future husband, Mr. Gluten. How in chat, isn't it? Anyway, she married gluten and never came back to the States.

Gluten has a lot of money pretzels or something, so she started sponsoring this practice. So that explains the gluten. Where does the Schweitzen come in? He's the coach. Oh, I see. Well, Commissioner, I think it's just dandy of you to send for me so that you could give me all this real fascinating information,

but would you mind telling me what it's all got to do with me if you think I'm gonna challenge any of those Amazon's do-of-potato-racian? Steve, I'm sure you remember the name Carpell. Rudolph Carpell? That's right.