Dangerous Assignment: Lecturing Professors (Sweden)

Dangerous assignment. Transcribes are in Brian Don LaViere's, Steve Mitchell. Yeah, danger is my assignment. I get sent to a lot of places I can't even pronounce.

They all spell the same thing, though, in trouble. But when I walk into the Commissioner's office, I don't realize this assignment's going to wind up with me getting the best Christmas present I've ever had, right?

While I'm staring down the barrel of a gun. Morning, Commissioner. Just stopped in to say goodbye. Goodbye. Sure, my vacation starts this morning. this morning. Remember, I'm running up to New England for Christmas. Snow on the ground, fire in the fireplace, and the little lady I'd most like to eat a boiled dinner with.

Sorry, Steve. You mean because you're not going? No, I mean because you're not going. Now look, I've got an assignment for you and I can't wait. Commissioner, for the last three years, I've been trying to get Christmas off. So what happens?

One year I'm in Alaska, next it's Africa, last year it was India. This year you promised. So I've got to break that promise, Steve. And it looks like you've got another Christmas Okay, what's the deal?

Ever here of international lecture tours? Now look, don't tell me I'm supposed to get up on a soapbox and lecture on the Christmas spirit. No, you won't be making any speeches, but you'll be investigating a few people who do.

This is an organization of six European professors, Steve. They lectured universities all over the world, including the United States. What about them? We've had our eye on them for quite a while. We've suspected that one of them was using his lectures as a front.