Dangerous Assignment: Find Rudolf Karpel (Rotterdam)

Dangerous assignments starring Brian Tomlevy as Steve Mitchell. Yeah, danger is my assignment. I get sent to a lot of places I can't even pronounce. They all spell the same thing, though, trouble.

But when I walk into the commissioner's office, I don't realize that this assignment's going to wind up with my catching award criminal because a China shop vanishes into thin air. Morning, Commissioner. Well, said you had an assignment for me.

I do, Steve. Have you heard of Gluecken Eshfritzen? No sounds like something you're spread on rye bread. You're not even close. It's a woman's track team Oh, well, hey, you know for a moment. I thought you said it just what I did say the gluten-swetzen girls are an amateur track team Who travel around Europe gluten-swetzen yet?

Where did they ever pick up a handle like that Mrs. gluten used to be quite a track star herself She went over to one of the Olympics from St. Paul and as the story goal She pulled wallet into the lap of her future husband mr. gluten How in chat is my dog anyway

She married gluten and never came back to the States. Gluten has a lot of money pretzels or something, so she started sponsoring this crack tea. So that explains the gluten. Where does the Schweitzen come in?

He's the coach. Oh, I see. Well, Commissioner, I think it's just dandy of you to send for me so that you could give me all this real fascinating information. But would you mind telling me what it's all got to do with me if you think I'm going to challenge any of those amazons to a potato ratio?