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Calling All Cars: Gospel of Brother Ned

Calling All Cars · May 4, 1939 · 31 min · 4,564 words

The transcript of “Gospel of Brother Ned”, an episode of Calling All Cars first broadcast May 4, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Search inside this transcript.

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regarding the whole up. You don't look out for too many. How many thousand miles your automobile has gone? But how many thousands more?

And although I don't pretend to be able to predict the future of man, I can lead the fortune of your car if I know the kind of treatment you've been giving. I do say without fear of contradiction that if your car still is being pushed around on last winter's motor oil, still is wearing red-splannel lubricants in the transmission and differential.

It will eventually wind up on the operating table of some doctor at a automotive surgery. Now is the time to put your car in perfect condition. Prepare it for the rigors of summer driving that lie ahead.

And there's no better way to do that than with an overall real-check lubrication job. Your neighborhood re-aggranditator not only has the finest of materials that money can buy, but he knows his business from A to Z.

and give each automobile the exact kind of lubrication specified for the man who made it. And so I make this suggestion, friend. Don't wait until something goes wrong. Have your car reo-checked so that nothing will go wrong.

And it would be an excellent idea to have it done within the next day or two. Don't forget, for every moving part of your motor, inside and out, reo-checked. and for real power and money saving mileage, police car performance real grand de crèce. The gasoline referred by those who drive the most and know the most about gasoline.

So tonight's program has been taken in the main from the confidential files of the Police Department of Portland, Oregon. It is our privilege therefore to welcome the calling all cars Keith H. M. Nye. Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

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