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Calling All Cars: The Glass Gun epfirst half

Calling All Cars · November 10, 1938 · 15 min · 2,243 words

The transcript of “The Glass Gun epfirst half”, an episode of Calling All Cars first broadcast November 10, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Search inside this transcript.

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The copyrighted program created by Rio Grande. Old cars, attention, all cars, to Broton Caz, 259 regarding its train robbery. They only look out for the following described suspects. Male, American, six-foot, one-inch tall, brown eyes, brown hair.

This man held up the Union Pacific Trainets, Rawlings, Wyoming, this day. That is all, Mar-M-A. Some of the older generation made more than the passing of the time-honored Cracker Barrel. It was virtually a social institution, patronized by those who dropped in the little corners toward a trade, to the fat and the groceryous crackers.

The fact that the lid was always open was hospital enough, but we must admit it didn't make for the cleanest precious crackers in the world. Nowadays, I doubt if you could buy a cracker in the boat, and you wouldn't want them if you could, they would be dirty.

Well, Dr. Lindley is re-grandy gone into the cracker business. No, Mr. Kroger, but we are grandi-ease in the oil business. And like the modern grocer, we are determined to keep our product clean, free from flying dust and sand.

That is why you can't buy a real lube, more royal in bulk. That is why every port of this great 100% Peritipin-based lubricant is tight-lit steel in tamper-proof cans, before it leaves the refinery for its fifth to the crankcase of your car.

Dust and dirt can't get in, none of real lube's unadulterated strength can get out. There's no chance of substitution, dilution or spilling. When you drop around in the morning for that thankful of widely acclaimed for each car performance Rio Grande de Cracke and Gasmin, take on a crankcase full of real oop. The cold proof, speed proof, motor oil that comes in grit proof pan.

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