Calling All Cars: The Kalsomined Kar

The Copyrighted Program created by Leo Brandi. President County Sheriff's Office calling all cars, attention all Sheriff's cars, broadcast 241 regarding a robbery. The only look out for two bandits described as Americans, 35 years old.

Weighing about 150 pounds each. One man is approximately five feet five inches, the other describes as being tall. These men held up in Rob the First National Bank at Corrothers. That's all. Those include. All robberies are not committed by men with guns.

Lurking in the shadows of every interior motor oil are two of the most notorious highway robbers at large today, wear and tear. Egged on by their undercover agents, sludge and carbon, they pound from the unsuspecting motorists who think all is oil that glitters to seal his pocketbook and leave his innocent motor weak and helpless from their brutal beating.

Fortunately, there is a motor oil that refuses to harbor these two enemies of efficient motoring, and its name is Realube, the lubricant that emerges from the largest, most modern refinery in the country clean and undefiled.

No sludge or other carbon forming elements are allowed to remain in Realube, and that's why it is superior, defying the outside influences of extreme heat and the inside stress of high speed to break down its morale.

Strong and smooth, a better lubricant really lubricates all of your motors moving parts all the time. From the instant you step on the starter until you tuck it away in the garage at the end of the day.

You save your mover, you save money, you save dollars when you use common sense and use real oob, the newest and finest local oil in the west. The story we hear tonight has been taken from the confidential files of the Fresno County Sheriff's Office.