The Road Agents of Red Rock

Why, hiccup! Hey, you folks! Hold on to your hats and pass those Kellogg's corn pops. Cause here comes Guy Madison as wild Bill in his pal Jingle's, which is me, Andy Divine. We got another rootin' tootin' wild Bill Hickok adventure story for ya.

From that great new cereal with the sweetin' and all ready on it, Kellogg! Corn pops brings you transcribed from Hollywood wild Bill Hickok, starring Guy Madison as wild Bill and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle.

It took civilization a long time to reach the little old western town of Red Rock. And the last hundred miles was the toughest. That's where the rugged trail ran through raw bone gouch, up over rattlesnake ridge and down across the Hila River into Mohawk Valley.

It was that same trail which led United States Marshal Wild Bill Hickock and his faithful deputy jingles into Red Rock one evening about sundown on their way west. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He's born in the house.

Good grub and hot biscuits any time. That sure sounds good, Bill. Yeah, and it'll be a pleasure to see Bill again. Well, it will if she can still cook like she used to. Is that the only reason, jingles?

Seems I remember Bill kind of took to you. Oh, now Bill, don't you start getting me in trouble with her. You know, every time a gal starts making calf eyes at me, Well, I get goose pebbles all over.

Well, watch out for Belle. Let's go in. Hickok and Jingle. Hello, Belle. Even in this bell. Oh, no, if you're doing the sight for sore eyes. Jingle, I haven't seen you for almost six years.