The Fury of Savage River

WAAAAAAH! HIKA! Fuck you folks, hold on to your hats and pass those Kellogg's Corn Pops. Cause here comes Guy Madison as Wild Bill and his pal Jingle, which is me and the Divine. We got another rootin' Tooten Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for ya.

From that great new cereal with the sweetin' and already on it, Kellogg's! Oh, which Corn Pops brings you Wild Bill Hickok, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Divine as his pal Jingle.

When the old west was young, there were times when water was the best friend a man could have. But water could be an enemy too. And when the big rains came to Basin City, threatening to burst the dam and sweep the homesteaders from the valley, United States Marshal Wild Bill Hickock and his deputy jingles found themselves in one of the toughest fights of their lives,

as they met the Fury of Savage River. You made for fish Bill! You can have it partner. partner. You know this here's the one of five incidents in here the big flood. Why it was so wet that year we had to wring out our words before we could hear what we were saying. Maybe we can find a dry spot in Basin City. We ought to be

there in about an hour. Yeah I'm so wet now I'd have to think about to get dry. Well old Tony's barber shop is a place for that. He's got a real tub in the back room. What did you figure old Tony sent for us? I don't know but I don't think he just wants to give us a haircut. No, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you and me